Iver Heath Sports Association Cricket Club

MISCELLANEOUS PICS 2

Club founded 1947

Website founded 1999

It took 52 years - hope it was worth the wait !

Animal and DHB bare all whilst Bird Brain, Stanners and Mr V watch on (worryingly)

Animal and Double Hard Bastard discuss the finer points of the game against the Chiltern Gypsies at home whilst Stanners hides his head in shame and Bird Brain Crow watches on.....with a suspicious smile on his face.

The question is what is Mr V doing ? He could be pointing the lads the way to go home. He may even be giving Bird Brain out for handling the...ahem....ball.

However, I know the truth begind this one. Mr V is actually studying to be a proctologist and is just getting ready for his next examination.....hehehe

Sunbed Mitchell relaxing before another one of his famous not out innings

Chairman Hugh has been with the club for so many years that he made his debut in the days when they played with curved bats, only two stumps and used a sheeps gonad baked in parsley jam as a ball.

Unfortunately we haven't got all of the old score books to be able to give an accurate career history for the old goat. When Uncle Hugh first started playing for the club they used hieroglyphics and we've been unable to find anyone to translate them. We did ask Arthur Kenward once but he declined on the basis that he couldn't get to grips with this new fangled technology......

As each year goes by, Iver's answer to Judith Chalmers manages to put us young 'uns to shame with outstanding slip catches, devastating spin bowling and dogged determination at the crease. Each year he threatens to call it a day but we manage to dust him down, iron out the creases and pump him up with Viagra to lead us out onto the field of dreams that is known as Iver Heath Recreation Ground.

Of course, the old git can remember when it was all fields.......

Available exclusively through the Iver Heath website

THE UNCLE HUGH BENDY DOLL™

To celebrate the Double Centenary of his debut for the club, Magic Bus Toys is proud to present the new Uncle Hugh Bendy Doll™.

As modelled here by Alien, the Uncle Hugh Bendy Doll™ comes complete with Magic Drinking Powers, Real Life Farting Pants and a life like Not Out feature.

For just £29.99 you too can have your own Uncle Hugh Bendy Doll™.

And now.....

THE TALKING UNCLE HUGH BENDY DOLL™

With all of the above features as well as realistic speech. Hear your Uncle Hugh Bendy Doll™ say things like "I'll play next week only if you're short" and "I don't mind umpiring so long as someone relieves me after half an hour". Just £39.99 from the Iver Heath website.

We take all major credit cards. Sometimes we even give them back.

Mr V gets undressed ready for lurve as the worlds tallest candle walks past

Taken in the al fresco changing facilities at Headstone prior to the rivetting partnership between Roll On and Skippy. Personally I enjoy playing at Headstone having been involved in two successive hundred partnerships there but I know that for some people don't like the "let it all hang out" approach to changing rooms.  But the scariest thing about the photo above is that when you look at the two players concerned, Stick is actually the one who looks more athletic and like a real-life grown up cricketer and everything......

A young (and rather pissed) Stanners - 1991

The Brandenburg Gate. Awarded every year at the annual Ian of the Year contest. 1991 was no exception despite this Ian adding an extra i into his name in a bid to confuse the judges. It didn't work this time around but the ramifications became all to clear as it was only a couple of years later that the awards became the "Doug of the Year" and they decided that no matter how many batting records were broken, there would never be a "Colin of the Year" ceremony.