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A little known fact that Stocksie
actually took part in the 1999 World Gurning Championships in Cumbria.
Here he is showing us the kind of form that saw him
make a brief appearance on Transworld Sport.
Honest ! It's all true !! |
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Showing us that there's more to him
than just a silly, flexible face, Stocksie now goes to show everyone his amazing chest
arse !
It's amazing how he managed to get his butt grafted
to his chest but that's the NHS for you.
Of course we can all tell that this isn't Fat Blokes
arse as there isn't a piece of toilet paper stuck out of the rusty sheriffs badge. |
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Not to be outdone by Stocksies
gurning, Rocky shows the world his "Don't mess with me" face. Apparently Alien
had just informed him it was his round......
Actually this would make for a great caption
competition - just what is Alien saying that has prompted the anguished expression on
Rocky's face ?
Send your captions to :
cricket@magicbus.dircon.co.uk |
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| 25 June 2000 - Boyne Hill (A) |
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Here he is - the man that has bought
shame on the once great name of Iver Heath CC.....Mr Big of the betting scandal
underworld. The dastardly Frank Skinner who runs the Iver Heath spread betting syndicate.
Mind you, looking at the size of that gut, I think
that Mr Big is a suitable name anyway !
Get back into your garden, you low life, and stop
polluting the grass roots cricket that we all love.
Hehehe...like the gardening reference and the mention
of grass roots ? Damn I'm wasted doing this....I wanted to be a lumberjack.... |
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TCFKAS getting ready to go out and
hammer the opposing bowlers to all corners of the ground.....so long as it's slightly
behind square on the off side !!
Only just noticed this but is the boundary marker
telling us something about what was to happen after the game ? Is it some kind of weird
Celestine Phrophecy kinda thing telling us that he was on his way out as captain ?
Or am I just clutching at straws, trying to fill the
space next to the photo ?? |
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| 18 June 2000 - St Johns Wood (H) |
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Fat Bloke looking suitably relaxed in
the changing rooms before the big game. Matches against St Johns Wood have always been our
big Derby match of the season....so why wasn't the Blobmeister shitting a brick before
this one ?? His damned confidence cost us the match, I tell
you. OK, so his 50 might have won it too but that's beside the point.... |
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Our new home ground. Certainly beats the
s**t out of playing at Iver Rec and no mistake ! Spot the casual Scoop Abell in the
background ? How many times have we seen this classic "Man at C&A" pose
before, eh ? Mind you, it's normally when he's fielding at gulley with his Nads of Steel |
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Oh look....if it isn't Mrs Williams
favourite son showing his rusty sheriffs badge again ! Mind
you, look how tanned the bastard is. Either that or someone emulsioned his arse on the
recent stag trip he went on..... |
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What a handsome fellow. Sitting
resplendent in his shorts on a hot summers afternoon. Incidentally
- I picked up 3 pairs of sunglasses from the changing rooms on Sunday. Were you guys only
wearing them to prevent yourself from being blinded by my pasty white legs ?? |
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Yet another familiar picture of Scoop.
This time ambling back to the pavillion after having failed miserably to hit the ball off
the square. What ever happened to the Scoop of old ? Destroyer
of bowlers with just a single withering glance and a plethora of scoring shots ?
What ever happened to Sid the Sexist ?
What ever happened to Fay Wrae ? |
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The Double Hard Bastard is looking ready
to send the fielders to all four corners of the pitch, scurrying after his lusty hooks and
powerful drives. Hiding for cover as another DHB bullet whizzes over their heads. Crying
for mummy when they try to stop another of his fearful blows. Out
first ball. Tosser |
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Mr V managed to maintain the Iver
tradition on Sunday as acting skipper. He lost the toss and we were subjected to almost
three hours of fielding in blistering sunshine. Git ! Glad to
to see Rocky, DHB and Magnet2 are giving the acting captain the respect he deserves in the
background ! Still, makes a change from seeing your arse, Williams..... |
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Rocky sporting a natty line of headgear
- the JD Sports "You bought an England shirt, you mug - Bet you wish you hadn't
bothered" St George cap. Same as mine. His new haircut
has transported him away from looking like Riff Raff from Rocky Horror Picture Show to
looking more like Nicholas Cage. Does this mean we'll have to give him a new nickname ?? |
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A rare picture of KC because :
(1) He isn't injured
(2) He's not covered in toothpaste
(3) He still wasn't injured
Mind you, those sunglasses look a bit tight. I feel a
brain tumour coming on..... |
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