Iver Heath Sports Association Cricket Club

DRINKING PICTURES

Club founded 1947

Website founded 1999

It took 52 years - hope it was worth the wait !

Geoff Armes partaking in the infamous Penis of Ale competition in Minehead 1992

A particularly crap game in dreadful conditions against a team full of Australian grade cricketers on an awful astroturf pitch was livened up in the bar afterwards by the Penis of Ale contest between Geoff "Scrotum Quaffer" Armes and Ian "Skidmark" Mitchell. For those of you who weren't there, the balls were the problem area as large deposits of liquid suddenly gushed into your mouth when you were least expecting them.....Geoff supped the penis dry in about 30 seconds whilst Ian chose to sip delicately for about an hour. It took us that long to point out to him that you drank from the open end as opposed to trying to suck it out of the bell end......ho hum.

Stanners sniffing his pint glass whilst Sarah perfects her falling off a chair routine in the Royal Exchange 1992

I miss those days spent in the Royal Exchange - in the background you can see the empty Holsten bottles lining up - you can almost smell the chicken Dopiaza being cooked in the kitchen. This year was, of course, the last year of the official tour T-shirts. If you see anyone walking through the streets of Iver wearing a bootleg T-shirt do let me know....

Roll On partaking in the bucket of ale contest - Royal Exchange 1995

This was the year when we didn't so much as tour but left a string of unpaid hotel bills behind us......it was also the year of Scoops astronomy lesson (look....you can see the Plough) and the great golfing lesson from Chopper (I'm just going to twat it towards the flag). Of course we also had Ginger Williams getting all feisty at the match venue trying to kick down the pavillion and that ballet troupe staying at the hotel but that's a story that needs to be told at my XXX site.......

Roll On with hair ! (1991)

My first ever award at Iver Heath !! Presented thanks to my amazing feat of managing to have a dump at every away ground that we played at that year. I excelled myself, of course, at Witheridge on tour in 1993 when my Stella induced evacuation caused Dustin Hoffman to appear in a chemsuit with a monkey and quiz the local pub landlord about his homosexual tendencies towards Scoop.....